More Clues You're Old...

Courtesy of my friend, Cheri, and a few more from my overtaxed brain...

11. You compare lab test results with your friends when you meet for dinner and the lowest cholesterol number WINS!

12. You start buying pots of "magic potions" to UNDO rather than PREVENT. (Cheri's comment, but a good portion of my Xmas $ went to above-mentioned "magic potions")

13. Plucking out the gray hairs no longer works...because you wouldn't have any hair left.

14. Your check register alternates between Wal-Mart and your hair colorist.